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"Good evening infidelllllllll"
"God Damn it! Oh euh.... I mean Allah Damn it"
"Sadam mustard gas was nothing compared to Walter's farts"
"'- Wait... If I'm dead that means I get my 72 virgins! *regarde le public* wait... are you my virgins???... I hope not...
- There's a bunch of the ugliest guys out there! If this is paradise, I'VE BEEN SCREWEEEED!!"
" - So Achmed, where do you come from?
- Your freaking suitcase!
- Well... If you were in my suitcase, how did you get through security check?
- Oh that's easy! They open it and I say Hellooooo, I am Lindsay Lohan!"
"- Achmed, you cannot tell jokes like that.
- Why not? I'm killing!... So to speak"
" - So you're a suicide terrorist. Did you have training facilities?
- Oh... And is that a nice facility?
- It used to be...
- What happened?
- New guy... The idiot tried to practice"
" - Do you guys have like a model, what type of persons do you recruit?
- We're looking for idiots with no future
- So where do you get your recruits?
- The suicide hotline! Jajajajaja"
" - So what happened?
- I had a premature detonation. I set the timer for 40min and it went off in 4 seconds. You know what that's like, right?........Mr. HURRICANE!"
" - So you're muslum?
- I don't think so.
- Look on my ass, it says 'made in China'. Walter thinks I'm just a stinking halloween decoration!"
" - So what do you think of Bush?
- Oh I looooove the... Oh! you mean the president!!"